Put Out My Flames With Gasoline

Twilight Official Movie Trailer

2008-09-30T01:51:00.000-07:00

Lookalikes pt 2

2008-09-23T07:41:00.000-07:00

Jan-Jan (top) and Keanu (bottom).....as if you needed it

HOW TO DEFEAT THE FORCES OF TEEN ANGST

2008-09-22T03:14:00.000-07:00

Are you tired of listening to cool teens cry over their unrequited loves?

Are you tired of cleaning up the floor after failed suicide attempts using blunt razors?

Are you tired of skinny angry cool kids in their quest for the ultimate outlet of teen relationship angst?Of teenage politics?

MOST of all are you tired of listening to all that mishmash of emo-based musical derivatives?

If you are, there's a solution for you!

Listen to this songs and you will instantly not feel gay!.....I mean emo

The Only Way To Defeat The Forces OF angst

The Bored Manhammer Activity #1

2008-09-16T08:16:00.001-07:00

So bored...

Activity for the day:

make a karaoke song for.......Mae!!! Yes Mae, Embers and Envelopes.

Sigh...really need a little social life going here.

Pass me a beer please.

Bored Manhammer Seeking Social Life

2008-09-16T08:14:00.000-07:00

Bored....Need to party...can't breathe....more beer

Mix A Tune People Look A Likes

2008-09-08T01:31:00.000-07:00

This post is about the people who hang out or used to hang out at Mix-A-Tune Studios and their lookalikes.The photos displayed herein may not be as accurate as hoped by the author.They are just judgement calls based on the opinion of the author and other people (backstabbers if you must).This is in no way intended to humiliate anyone or to cause a problem, but merely an attempt at humor.

Now back to the claim of resemblance.These are not exactly exact due to the fact that it is not that easy to look for images of the people herein that would best bear the resemblance.So I suggest you just imagine it in your head based on the idea I give.If you kno any of these people, you will understand.

Now, I have said this before.There is indeed a striking resemblance between my friend Bobong (right) and former Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez (left)

With the dread, the goatee, and the eyes, it is indeed uncanny.

Now the next one is Mawe, who in real life resembles Jao Mapa and wrestler Rob Van Dam

The notorious he player Chuck Cabrera is widely known to resemble Ketchup Eusebio, and in my opinion, wrestler Santino Marella (the current WWE Women's Champion)

Of course, Papa Lem of GrrR, Spiral Thunder, and Moluccas is a certified God Of Rock, and his lookalikes are also certified icons.Lem is Davao's Jack Sparrow.But not only that, he also looks like Rex from Airhead (played by Steve Buscemi) and I'll go ahead and say that his manhood is like that of WWE Superstar,and the ultimate opportunist, Edge.Have a look.

The next ones are simply just ridiculous....have a look.

RJ as Uncle Fester.

Bryan and the Crypt Keeper???

Now this one is more realistic.Bon Granada as Jaguar Paw.

Now this one is absolutely ridiculous....

Tune in to this blog for more....

Linky Linky

2008-08-30T20:44:00.000-07:00

Anybody want to exchange links wit?If you do drop me a line or post a comment.Leave your site URL and email so we can discuss it.

Switch Na

2008-08-27T00:38:00.000-07:00

Convincing salesmanship

Peste

2008-08-25T23:31:00.000-07:00

Hoy mga taga Davao! Pang-gawas ra gud mo tanan kay hastang mingawa na dire oi.Wa na ko lingaw.Di na man daw mo manggawas oi.

Fun Files

2008-08-10T01:59:00.000-07:00

This is a link to some midi files of rock songs which I have edited.They can be played thru any midi player or Winamp.Just click on the link below to download the files.

Rock Midi

We Don't Use Profanities Anymore

2008-08-05T07:15:00.000-07:00

Me and a couple of friends have come up with a new way of speaking profanities.It's less profane but utterly insulting if you happen to have the same name as the subject of our new found obscenities.For anyone named "Chuck" please do not take offense.This is not about you.Please do not make the mistake of believing that the world revolves around you.We are not trying to insult you or your name.We just like the way it sounds.

Chuck you!
Mother-Chuck-er!
What the Chuck???
Chuck-sucker!
Suck my Chuck!
OMG! That's a huge Chuck!
Son of a Chuck!
Chuck It!
Nigga Chuck
M.I.L.C. --- Mom, I'd Love to Chuck!
Chuck fear, drink beer!
10-inch Chuck
Pu-Chucks!
Punye-Chuck!
Chuck-ina mo!
Chook-Chuck-Chenez!
Chuckaroo!
Chuck-ka!
A.D.I.D.A.C. --- All Day I Dream About Chuckin'!
Chuckin' Bitches!

That's all for now.If anyone has anything to add just send it to me.Adios, Mother Chuckers!

Blogging Under The Influence

2008-08-04T03:03:00.000-07:00

I am not sure if this has been done before.But I have gotten an idea to show how honest or tactless I can be when inebriated.

Within the month,resources willing, I will post a blog while intoxicated.I dunno how i am gonna do it.There are some issues involved.Like what do i drink, ho much do I drink,when will I drink and when will I blog,consequences, etc.

Another question would be, if I drank more than enough, would I be able or allowed to blog?Many questions.Suggestions would be welcome.

The Best Blowjob Ever

2008-08-02T21:31:00.000-07:00

Bye Manny

2008-07-31T19:36:00.000-07:00

It's official.

Boston Red Sox's superstar outfielder Mnny Ramirez has been traded.But not to the Florida Marlins as earlier reported.Instead, Manny was shipped to Los Angeles in a 3 way trade that sent Jason Bay to the Nation and Manny Ramirez to the Dodgers.

The trade reunites Ramirez with former Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra.

Manny has been the cornerstone of a Red Sox franchise that has won 2 World Series titles in 2004 and 2007.It is definitely sad that the superstar had to leave the nation.But the relationship between the front office and the superstar had been going sour for awhile.It's time to move on though.Red Sox Nation is certainly hopeful that the addition of Jason Bay to a lineup that includes perrenial MVP runner up Dvid Ortiz, World Series MVP Mike Lowell, and ROTY Dustin Pedroia would make them forget, at least for the time being, that Manny Ramirez has ever been a Red Sox.

Jason Bay has been hitting Manny-like numbers this season with 20plus homeruns and 68 RBIs.

Farewell Manny.Hello Jason.

I've always been a Manny Ramirez fan.If it's any consolation, I'm glad he's reunited with Nomar, on a team that I also like.The Los Angeles Dodgers.

I hope for the best for both teams.

Look Familiar, Anyone?

2008-07-31T05:32:00.000-07:00

I was browsing thru the web looking for pictures of Manny Ramirez with a particular purpose in mind.It just so happened that I came across this one.Okay, let's get to the obvious:the hot chick on the right.That's actually Manny's wife, Juliana Ramirez.And she is way hot.

Anyway, lucky bastard.

LOL.

I digress.I am gonna get back to the purpose for posting this image.

I am addressing my friends in the city, whoever you are.Doesn't Manny (the guy with dreadlocks on the left) look like someone we know? LOL.

Bobong?

Chuck Norris Facts

2008-07-31T05:00:00.000-07:00

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Local Rock Video: Go Larry Go

2008-07-31T01:38:00.000-07:00

Speaking of Batman

2008-07-31T01:20:00.000-07:00

Oh my God!This is just so funny...

Drama Lines

2008-07-31T01:18:00.000-07:00

Guy to Crush: Nagtataasan na ang presyo ng mga bilihin.Pero kahit papaano kaya ko pa ring mag aksaya ng pera.Parang ikaw na lang yata ang hindi pa nagmamahal na di ko kayang bilihin.

Pick Up Lines: Episode 1

2008-07-31T01:11:00.000-07:00

Setting: summer time, sa beach, boy meets girl

Boy: Hi!
Girl: Hi!
Boy: Summer ngayon.Alam mo bang bagay ang tan sa mga magagandang babeng tulad mo pag summer?
Girl: Of course.Bakit?
Boy: Ako nga pala si RJ Tan.Nice to meet you.

hehehe

The Fucking Yankees Are At It Again....

2008-07-30T23:03:00.000-07:00

Just when I thought things couldn't go any worse...

Trying to get rid of the steam in my head, I went to the Major League Baseball website to check on the latest news from one of my favorite sports.Arriving on the homepage, I was startled to see two disturbing news items.

The first was a news about rumors surrounding Boston Red Sox star outfielder Manny Ramirez.There are rumors that Manny Ramirez will be trade to the Florida Marlins.Seeing this, I couldn't help but feel enraged, that the Boston Red Sox front office would even attempt to trade one of the anchors to the success of the franchise.It would have been understandable if Manny had just showed a downward slide in his career.Which he's not.He has just recorded his 14th consecutive season of hitting at least 20 home runs in a single season, not to mention the fact that this season he had just passed the 500 home run mark.I mean hat the fuck is going on???

Now the second news.Catcher Ivan Rodriguez has been acquired by the New York Yankees.I'm sure a few friends of mine who are Yankee fans would be nothing less than overjoyed at this.I' am not.As a Red Sox fan, I am not only honor bound to hate the Yankees, it is a moral obligation to do so.Jeez, when will the hated Evil Empire sop hoarding all of the great players in the Majors???

What bothers me about this is that Ivan Rodriguez, 14 time Gold Glove winner at backstop, is a personal favorite of mine.You may notice that this blog is titled Pudge Rockstar.That's because Ivan Rodriguez is nicknamed Pudge, and I took the nick from him, a player I idolize for leadership and talent.So, naturally the Evil Empire's acquisition of my hero, and being a Red Sox fan, would strike a nerve.Dammit Dammit Dammit!!!!

If it's any consolation, I do hope the trend keeps up.Everytime the Yanks hoard on great players, they end up having a horrible season and offseason.Take 2004.It's always a good year.Up 3-0 in the ALCS against the Red Sox, with a lineup that includes Gary Sheffield, A-Rod and other stars, and then----BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!-----the greatest comeback in sports history.Red Sox win the ALCS, World Series, and win the World Series again in 2007.Sweet times.

Keep up the trend.

As for Pudge, okay, be a Yankee.I'll deal with it.Sooner or later, the Empire will crumble again.

Boy Vs Girl

2008-07-30T22:26:00.000-07:00

Grrrr.

I'm so fucking pissed at her right now.The nerve.She has a job and I don't have one, she calls me a hopeless loser.Now I am trying to keep my job, which I got because of her nagging, I am selfish.She loses her job and I still have mine, now I'm the asshole trying to humiliate her.I mean, jeez, will you ever stop whining?In the first place, it's not my fault you work for a bunch of egomaniacal corporate assholes who don't give a flying fuck whether you end up on the streets losing your job, all in the name of cutting down on expenses.Don't resent me just because I'm the one who has a job now.Don't resent the one you humiliated into getting work in the first place.You are so damn hypocritical.Everything you do flows with hypocrisy, contempt and malice.

Imagine this.She does something in a given situation and when I argue she insists she is right.Okay.She's right.Now my turn.Same scenario.Different result.This time I do what she did, now I am wrong.And what's worse, I get to be the bad guy.What the fuck???

I've never claimed that I understood women and their confusing state of minds.But for crying out loud, there is sucha thing as fair and just.

Okay, I maybe the asshole who likes his job.But she has a PhD in Bitch-onomy and she practices it on just about everything that for an iota doesn't agree with her.

Let me just say that karma exists.What goes around comes around.You wronged me before.Now it's my turn.And I'm not doing anything at that.Karma's a bitch, even worse than you.It bites down on all the hypocrites and gives them a lethal dose of their own medicine.I won't say I told you so.But don't you dare say that your time will come.It has come and gone.It's my time now.Don't resent me if for now I have karma on my side to do all the dirty work.

Where Has Everyone Gone???

2008-07-30T00:03:00.000-07:00

The "stragol posse" from the days of yore.Sigh.Whatever happened to those times when we didn't have any money,and yet we found the time to hang out?

Makina:Local Rock Video Ulit

2008-07-29T20:19:00.000-07:00

This one's from the Davao band Makina (RIP).Song is Centerfold Media

Featured Local Rock Video

2008-07-29T20:16:00.000-07:00

Hehehe This is a "video" of our band's song Double Date.It's more a crude slideshow.We do not have the resources for a full fledged video.It's the song that matters.And it sucks as well.LOL.

I Need New Music

2008-07-29T19:55:00.000-07:00

I need a play list change.I have been playing the same songs on my mp3 player for the last few months.It's not that I can't find time to get new songs.It's just that nothing out there really gets my attention.Or maybe I'm getting too old for the crap I used to listen to.I don't like anything TOO popular.Just a little indie rock there, a little dance rock there, some sexy metal shit over here, and I'm set.Please take notice that this is a cry for help, for an update on some new music.The last new thing I had, and it's not exactly new, was Taken By Cars.So if anybody out there could suggest some artists worth listening to....Frankly, I'm tired of listening to Taken By Cars, Hit The Lights and Pantera over and over again.Not that I don't like what I'm listening to, it's just that the repetiotion makes the things you love dreary,monotonous, and tiring.

Chuck You, MOther-Chuker!!!

2008-07-29T19:43:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since my very first post on this blog.Hmmmm....

I have been a bit busy and time to post something, even short ones, have been hard to come by.

Well, this post is about something I found really amusing on the web.Well, actually my friend told me about the site.It is really funny.If you have been watching Conan O' Brien's Late Night Show regularly, you may have noticed that occasionally, Conan pulls on the Walker Texas Ranger lever, which automatically shows a clip of downright silly scenes from the Walker Texas Ranger TV series, starring Chuck Norris.Apparently, the idea of making fun of Chuck Norris has become a world wide (web) phenomenon.

The site, www.chucknorrisfacts.com has numerous lists of facts about Chuck Norris, which attribute certain powers and abilities of the godly and humorous kind.

I could post some of those facts in here.But I won't.Just check out the site for yourself.

Lakers Finally Advance To Conference Finals

2008-05-17T03:45:00.000-07:00

Seeing the current trend in the second round of the NBA
Playoffs, I never really thought that the Mamba and co. would win one on the road to close out the series against the Jazz. But I hoped. Finally, Laker faithful, it's done.
We can breathe a sigh of relief, at least for a few days until the Lakers play either the defending champion Spurs or the upstart Hornets. For now, let's just all revel in the glory of Kobe finally advancing to the West Finals, in Shaq looking like a washed-up pro, in the over-rated and over-hyped marketing persona of LeBron James and his poor FG percentage, and the return of the Lakeshow to it's well deserved glory days.

like Kobe said:

"It's a whole new ballgame.I ain't going on shootouts with butter knives no more."